Please God

Let “two carry-on items” mean “two carry-on items and one long, leafy stalk of assorted plant matter in its own carrying case.” For pete’s sake, it’s the Hol Ha-Moed red-eye from LAX to Newark. I can’t be the only one...

I’d like to start a petition

…to move Sukkot over to Mar Cheshvan, where there isn’t a lot going on, holiday-wise. It’d be a bit chillier, sure, but still quite refreshing. Or maybe to during the Three Weeks? You know, late summer, be nice to be outside, and it’s sort of a...

Live! Jew! Girls!

I’m not so online after Sukkot, so I’m posting this early: October 29th (motz”sh) and 30th, Barnard’s hosting a conference called Jewish Women Changing America: Cross-Generational Conversations featuring yours truly along with folks like Alisa...

Because Knowledge is Power

Keep track of UFO sightings all over the U.S.! Learn how to denounce sandwich-eating sheep in Welsh, and communicate other important ideas in many languages! Get free books here and here and here! Write your name in hieroglyphs or, dude, Babylonian...

the more kabbalah I learn…

…the more Maimonidean I become. I wanted to give it a chance, I really did. And as metaphor, I think some of this stuff is great, very useful. Just ain’t my cosmology, it just ain’t.

Death and Yom Kippur Atone

I don’t put much in the way of actual Torah up here, so I thought I’d share a bit of seasonally-appropriate cheer. Okay, it’s not cheery. But it’s seasonal, at least. This is a d’var that I gave a couple of years back at the Shtibl...

days of return

I’m back, at least for a few days, between holy days. Rosh Hashonah went well, I think, though I return a very, very tired person who did not get nearly enough sleep last week. Now I’ve got to crank for Yom Kippur. Obviously I have a bit of a head start,...

HiHo, HiHo, it’s off to pray I go…

I was a little shocked recently to discover that some of the more conservative factions of my school refer to the High Holy Days as the “HiHos”. I think that the fact that that term seems cute (to them) and not a little eyebrow-raising (to me) is a...

This Week in God

That is to say, theodicy c/o The Daily Show. It’s in awful, very bad taste, in the best possible way. Watch it here. (Gacked from JewSchool.)

byline and plug

So the new issue of Lilith magazine has a short piece that I contributed (with, it seems, a big, honkin’ picture) in one of those roundup thingys where a bunch of people contribute small vorts on one topic. The theme for this issue is “coming of age as a...