Hey, guess what? I just learned the truth about the way
Torah the Bible works, and it turns out that there were dinosaurs on Noah’s ark!
Okay, I know I’m supposed to be creeped out by these people, but is it wrong for me to just find this particular bit hysterically funny?
No, it’s true–the rest of their website is pretty scary. And their agenda is even scarier. But I do love the proof for the existence of dinosaurs on the ark. The logic (though not necessarily the bottom line*) is just so… Talmudic.
*Yeah, that absolute truth thing? Not so much. The Rabbis were pretty comfortable with multiple truths, multiple answers, using truth as a site in which to play, etc etc. But I can just see them doing the dino-to-cubit math. No question.