Participants from the International German Beard and Moustache Championships in Hesel, Germany.

I’m not saying that the Chabadnikim and the Bresloverim and the Gerrerim and whoever else has to go competetive if they don’t want, but come on, boys! We have all these tremendously gigantic beards in our various communities! Why not give them a little bit of style?

(And how cool would a Davvening at the Kotel beard, or a Sefer Torah beard, or a Kabbalistic Tree of Life beard be?)

I would like to officially offer myself as a consultant to any full-bearded individual who wants to start thinking big for his facial hair. Shamayim’s the limit, people!

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