That’s what Gwen Stefani’s semi-cover of “If I Were a Rich Man Girl” is. If it were musically or lyrically interesting in any way, I’d probably be into it. As it is, it just kind of makes me cringe. And musical theater’s really not my thing, so it’s not even like I have a particularly strong attatchment to the show from which the song originally derives. It’s just… that bad.

I wish Gwen were as good a musician as she is a dresser. She’s really talented when it comes to getting dressed, despite that annoying bindi-appropriation thing she was doing at the beginning of her career.

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