Okay, so I’m hooked. Blingo is the search engine (powered by Google) where you automagically win stuff like iTunes gift certificates and iPods (!!!) if you search at the right time. I wanna win! I wanna win good stuff! Other people searching in your network increases your and their chances of winning stuff. So sign up through me (click link below) and then we can both win stuff. Free stuff! Dude! Stuff!
(Okay, I know I’m supposed to add a rabbinic commentary about materialism and our culture here. And it’s true, as is the probability that half the stuff I’d win I’d wind up giving away anyway. But who doesn’t want to have that magic feeling of winning a prize in the middle of their workday? It’s nothing but a chance to have a little fun, no?)