This is Why I Need A Sewing Machine

How have I made it all these years without one? I could probably do one of my own of this by hand, but it’d be better properly stiched. Ohhhh, I want one! Man, I had all this green fake fur left over from Purim a year and a half ago. Wonder if it’s still...

Sweet, Lusciuous Writing Process

Oof, I’m starting a new chapter; always squirmy on these days. I have very rough stuff as a starting point–the result of a couple of years of jamming on this book proposal has given me a lot of outtakes that didn’t make it into the proposal, and I...

Amichai Interlude

God Has Pity On Kindergarten Children God has pity on kindergarten children, He pities school children — less. But adults he pities not at all. He abandons them, And sometimes they have to crawl on all fours In the scorching sand To reach the dressing station,...

Hooray For New Excellent Books

Ladies and Germs, I’m proud to announce the publication of Bitchfest: Ten Years of Cultural Criticism From the Pages of Bitch Magazine, edited by the always amazing Lisa Jervis and Andi Zeisler, grandes dammes of Bitch Mag. It’s a compendium of lots of the...

It’s All Relative

It took me three phone calls to three different numbers before I found the right person with whom to make an appointment at Misrad Hapnim for a month from now to discuss the possiblity of extending my tourist visa–and I consider that to have been an easy,...

The Kiddushin Variations

As we move from Tisha B’Av to Tu B’Av…. This fall, I decided to write a paper for a rabbinical school class on kiddushin (betrothal, now usually the first half of the traditional Jewish wedding ceremony). Halakha pretty much defines kosher kiddushin...