Are blinkey and shiny.

There are a lot of choices.

I went to Whole Foods today, on my own, after a week cocooning in Epicopalianville. After not very long it started to feel like I’d been at the circus all day.

You know that scene in Moscow on the Hudson where Robin Williams’ just-defected Russian character has a breakdown in front of the peanut butter section of the grocery? Chunky, creamy, plain, extra salty, extra chunky, extra chunky with salt and cream and plain and salt. I feel like that. Just tell me which one is the one with the peanut butter in it.

I need to lie down now.

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